12 definitions by fredo

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
by fredo October 23, 2003
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corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."
by fredo October 23, 2003
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an opportunity for people to confess to millions of viewers what they would be ashamed to admit to their next-door neighbors.
i'm soo ashamed of cheating on my husband with my brother, i have to confess on the Jerry Springer show!
by fredo October 23, 2003
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Someone who plays hard every time, playing through injuries or great mental anguish.
Steve McNair plays through injuries all the time; he's a gamer.
by fredo February 22, 2005
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Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
by fredo May 20, 2004
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