fred's definitions

Tasht

The fuzzy,snotty type stuff you find on your eyelashes.

Dude! Get that tasht outta yo eye! You look blind!

by Fred January 19, 2005

Stupid

Slang word for gay or fag to be used in the presence of homosexuals.

It was "stupid" when he had to be forced to purchase the I heart NY panties.

by Fred November 29, 2004

Fuck up

A failure, someone who really messes up.

Omg you're such a fuck up.

by FreD July 23, 2004

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

fernando

the ultimate one

the fernando is the best 69

by fred December 18, 2003

dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.

James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.

by Fred October 31, 2003