Definitions by frainslug

southern engineer 

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.

Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!

southern engineer by Frainslug February 20, 2006

racing stripe 

The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.

Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.

racing stripe by Frainslug February 16, 2006

Bubbler 

A shart or a shit and a fart combined. Usually happens as a surprise when you thought it was a fart, but a nasty molten mass seeps out.

Friend #1: Holy cow, I gotta fart!
Friend #2: Dude, your fuckin nasty. That sounded pretty wet.
Friend#1: Damn, it was a bubbler!
Friend #2: Need a wet-knap?

Bubbler by Frainslug February 16, 2006

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

Fruit Basket by Frainslug February 16, 2006

sneaky big 

To actually be larger than first thought or to have the ability to hide it well.

Employee #1 Damn, did you see that new HR girl?
Employee #2 Sure did! Saw her bent over the candy bowl, dominating it. She's sneaky big!!!
Employee #1 No way! She looks hot!
Employee #2 Look, there she is now, at the candy bowl again. Check out that backside.
Employee #1 Damn!!! Never noticed it before, she is sneaky big!!!
Employee #2 Id still hit it though!
Employee #1 Not if I was on it first!!!

sneaky big by frainslug February 14, 2006

burning a mule 

The act of taking a shit. Has nothing to do with the smell or amount and consistancy of the material you are moving. It's just crapping.

Donna asked Kathleen to cover the phones while she was burning a mule.

burning a mule by frainslug February 10, 2006

T & S 

"Twist and Suck". When your sugar mama uses a twisting or corkscrew motion working the manpole while pleasuring you orally. Much better result than her just using the mouth, plus it gets all the "poison" out. The resulting effort should feel if your pecker is about to be pulled off at any moment and the hand print should remain for at least 3 hours after completion.

Dude#1: Hey, see that bartender babe over there?
Dude#2: Yea, what about her?
Dude#1: Go ask her for a T & S
Dude#2: A tea with sugar?
Dude#1: No ya moanbone, a twist and suck!

T & S by frainslug February 3, 2006