You gave me a heart attack!

You made my heart skip a beat!

You gave me a heart attack!

by frabrizio December 21, 2016

Grampa

An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him

Grampa: Oh mah goodness!

by frabrizio May 29, 2017

noped out

stopped reading or watching something for being too weird

I read the first chapter of the fanfic and noped out.

by frabrizio July 22, 2018

little kid

A future man child or a future woman child

A little kid fell in Harambe's enclosure

I hate little kids!

Little kids are so annoying!

I love little kids!

I have to babysit some little kids

My favorite actor on Diff'rent Strokes was the little kid

by frabrizio July 06, 2017

Albert

A name

Remember Albert from our class at school? He changed his name to Einstein

by frabrizio January 13, 2019

Ollo

Ollo is a blue ball made up of clay with big, cartoony eyes. Only its eyes look cartoony while the rest of it looks like claymation. It is the titular character of a children's computer game called "Ollo in the Sunny Valley Fair".

Person 1: My daughter loves to play Ollo.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's this cute little computer game about a blue ball.

by frabrizio September 13, 2016

I'll tell you when you're older

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child

7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

by frabrizio March 23, 2017