formfaktor's definitions

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

Zero-Oasis

A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way.

Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 Star hotel, and when I got there it was a zero-oasis.

by Formfaktor July 23, 2008

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

prack

person which can be described as very annoying, obnoxious in their habits but also somewhat arrogant, rude and narcisistic. The word is a combination of "Prick" and "brat"

Ron: Shit, dude. When Dave came over telling me how cool his record collection was and that mine was shite, and what not, I was ready to smack his ass.
Alex: Yeah, he's a prack.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

funky chicken club

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.

Example 1:

guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?

guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.

Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.

by formfaktor May 13, 2005

prop

when used in connection with calling a person a prop, prop means the person in question is fake, false, slow-witted, dim or a flake, insinuating that they are not a real person, just like a prop gun isn't a real gun, for example.

Jake: Man, Phil is such a dimwit sometimes.
Ron: No shit. That guy's a prop.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003