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Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

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A medical term describing a type of stroke caused by performing fellatio so vigorously that blood flow to the brain stops and a stroke occurs.

I can only imagine the shame that Art's family must feel when they learned his cause of death was a fournerat in the shower at work.

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Homeless man who will perform gay sexual acts for soup.

All the guys at work called Brian a hobosexual because he could not wait for shower time to earn his next meal.

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the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

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