foosman's definitions

Foosbow

Like Tennis-elbow, a pain in the elbow comes from playing weeks of foosball and drinking PBR.

Damn it hurts to pick up my Peebr cause' of this foosbow

by Foosman January 22, 2010

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Foos It

In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos

Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)

FOOS IT!

by foosman February 24, 2010

Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

by Foosman January 28, 2010

Mama Legs

Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama

"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."

by foosman February 3, 2010