Nude

(Noun) 1.) An image showing divinity in its human (usually female) form.
(Adjective) 2.) Nude literally means ‘without makeup’.

3.) Describes something so true it is embarrassing.
(Verb) 4.) When a girl consensually nudes, she blesses you. When a boy nudes, he is a fucking creep.

1.) He opened the gallery on his phone, bared his privates and began to worship the nudes with his holed fist.
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2.) Cardi B is never nude. There is a fake ass stalker named cardib who vaguely resembles her.
3.) Bruh, the nude fact is, you are gonna die in debt.
4.) Jacinta nudged me I’m so grateful for my life!....but then Derrick nudged too, so now I’m in a mental hospital.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

fishhead

The term fishhead describes a restless person who is terrible at foreplay.

He’s cute and smart and funny, but you wouldn’t believe it...he’s a fishhead!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 03, 2020

tumescent

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.

Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Ooo

A place where you can live out your deepest fantasies; a Disneyland where food is not sold for billionaires alone.

Home is my Ooo. Jumping around all day, watching to my favorite tv shows, digging into the cheesiest pizza in town!

by foolkid April 27, 2020