12 definitions by foolkid

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A fancy scientific word describing an erection.
Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!
by foolkid April 27, 2020
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A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.
I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.
by foolkid January 05, 2021
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A place where you can live out your deepest fantasies; a Disneyland where food is not sold for billionaires alone.
Home is my Ooo. Jumping around all day, watching to my favorite tv shows, digging into the cheesiest pizza in town!
by foolkid April 27, 2020
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Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.
Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
by foolkid May 03, 2020
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A video call app that is so damn easy to use.
Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.
by foolkid April 27, 2020
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