boyhood moment

when meeting someone for the first time and having a feeling there is at least a 4/5 chance you will start dating.

There was a boyhood moment at the end of This Is Us season 2.

by foodboy96 August 23, 2018

IBM

Itty Bitty Mexican

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!

by foodboy96 February 04, 2021

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

team michaeled

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

damn dundies

Slang for underwear, usually when discribing a stressful or awkward situation where someone's underwear is involved.

If my clothes aren't ready, I'm going to work in my damn dundies. I'm kidding, but for real, I need those clothes here soon.

by foodboy96 May 10, 2021

talk to Reagan

Take a poop. Usually a mondo duke or a poop that takes a long time, but any poop on the toilet counts.

I've got to go talk to Reagan.

by foodboy96 October 22, 2022

My night

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

by foodboy96 June 26, 2020