Definitions by foodboy96

coffee action 

Feeling of needing to drop a mondo duke, usually after having drank coffee.

I'll be back, I got some coffee action going on.

coffee action by foodboy96 January 22, 2022

Blast 

To fart extremely powerful on someone.

We have to share a bunk, I hate that guy. I'm going to blast him so hard.

Blast by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

damn dundies

Slang for underwear, usually when discribing a stressful or awkward situation where someone's underwear is involved.

If my clothes aren't ready, I'm going to work in my damn dundies. I'm kidding, but for real, I need those clothes here soon.

damn dundies by foodboy96 May 10, 2021

IBM 

Itty Bitty Mexican

I'm 5'0 and Hispanic! I'm an IBM!

IBM by foodboy96 February 4, 2021

team michaeled 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

team michaeled by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

Team Michael 

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting

Both are members of this group!

I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.

Team Michael by foodboy96 July 18, 2020

My night 

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

My night by foodboy96 June 26, 2020