Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.
Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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ford probe

One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.
Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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Towel Floss

Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006
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Highway Dump

The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.
Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.
by Floss 69 January 21, 2006
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