yeet myself out the window

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

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bffintl

B - best
F - friend

F - forever

IN - in life
T - totally
L - lit

hey you, you my bffintl ❤️

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

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*yeets backpack out of window to avoid homework*

“Dinkulous!!!!!!”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

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pronounced: sa - lod

Just a dumb word for salad.

Stupid bitch Amy: hey Jen wat r u having for dinner?

Big fat Jen: salad

Stupid bitch Amy: NOOOOO NOT SALOHD

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

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A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

by Flapdoodle May 19, 2003

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A nickname for your 15 year old sister who is obsessed with space and books

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

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the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot

squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea”

by flapdoodle September 18, 2018

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