laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)
1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit
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what's your username?

What the BOFH asks when he wants to kick someone's e-ass. See what's your IP?
Luser: My account is empty!
BOFH: What was your username again?
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.
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Repeatus Everythingus

n. Sub-species of Homo Sapiens. Characterized by their redundancy of vocal patterns, especially within a short period of time. May have a short memory or just a small vocabulary. I first heard my mom say it, but she probably got the idea from the Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons where the characters were described in such fashion (e.g. Acmeus Userus).
Come on, I know you know somebody who repeats things over again a second time.
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evel knievel

1. n. Trucker-speak for a motorcycle cop. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel.
2. Evel Knievel is a famous motorcycle-riding daredevil who has reportedly broken every bone in his body multiple times.
I got pulled over by an evel knievel.
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10 spot

by fizzle March 24, 2004
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bent

I'm bent that my ex did that to me.
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alleyoop

In basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.
Kobe and Shaq did an alleyoop.
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