Definitions by fizzle

g-man 

n. An FBI agent, Federal marshal, or other law enforcement officer who can kick your ASS.

Eliot Ness was the original G-man.

g-man by fizzle April 2, 2004

main bitch 

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

main bitch by fizzle April 2, 2004

bajunkajunk 

n. 1. A booty that's big, but not the right shape. A misshapen badonkadonk.
2. A true badonkadonk, but is used and tore up.

That ain't no badonkadonk, that's a bajunkajunk.

bajunkajunk by fizzle April 2, 2004

leguminous dawn-raid 

n. 1. when the IRS (bean counters; a legume is a bean) come to your house or place of business early in the morning for an audit.
2. SysOp slang. Overnight or over a weekend, company accountants (bean counters) write off equipment which you wanted to use and take it away. Accountants and Computer Operators are historically at odds with one another. see BOFH

It was a veritable leguminous dawn-raid!

leguminous dawn-raid by fizzle April 2, 2004

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

swap by fizzle April 1, 2004

caunk 

n. bastardization of caulk, as in sealant.
v. tr. to caulk
Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular

Give me the caunk so I can caunk the bathtub.

caunk by fizzle April 1, 2004

high cotton 

n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."

I'm wearing my high cotton today.

high cotton by fizzle April 1, 2004