Definitions by fitz

ash on your back 

When a man is smoking a cigarette or cigar and his behind his bitch engaging in doggy style sex. While performing intercourse the man ashes his cigarette and puts the cigarette out on his bitch's back upon completion of ejaculation.

I am going to ash on your back just like your daddy did back in the day, bitch!

ash on your back by fitz January 16, 2005

doogus 

Doogus was invented one day in 2003 when a group of boys were so incredibly bored they needed a new word to call people. Doogus is a very broad-based term. Doogus, is most definetaly an insult. Doogus could be used to replace words like, douche, and fuckface, and bitch-ass motherfucking whore, and other words that would commonly be considered unappropriate.

You just ran over my dog you damned doogus!
Did you just kick my dog? You son of a doogus!
Your mother is a doogus.

doogus by Fitz June 13, 2004

Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.

"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"

Alice In Chains by Fitz May 31, 2004

crazaur

1)person or thing with traits that of a dinosaur and a monster.
2)person with crazy demeanor.

when sally saw todd kissing jessica she started throwing chairs and biting strangers. man, she was acting like a real crazaur.

crazaur by Fitz April 7, 2004

high as a nigga pie 

when your so ripped that you find daytime television entertaining

whoaa check that guy out hes as high as nigga pie

high as a nigga pie by Fitz October 9, 2003

snob 

Someone who claims to be of higher intelligence than others, understands the finer thing in life, and generally deems themself a higher being than most others; they often refer to the 'lesser beings' as peasant or philistines. In simple terms, snobs are wankers.

She's such a fucking snob.

snob by Fitz September 29, 2003

Return to sender 

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

Return to sender by Fitz April 9, 2003