fitz's definitions

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

doogus

Doogus was invented one day in 2003 when a group of boys were so incredibly bored they needed a new word to call people. Doogus is a very broad-based term. Doogus, is most definetaly an insult. Doogus could be used to replace words like, douche, and fuckface, and bitch-ass motherfucking whore, and other words that would commonly be considered unappropriate.

You just ran over my dog you damned doogus!
Did you just kick my dog? You son of a doogus!
Your mother is a doogus.

by Fitz June 13, 2004

pwnzer

as in to OWN you

! \/\/!|| P\/\/nz3|2 j00

by fitz February 3, 2003

ash on your back

When a man is smoking a cigarette or cigar and his behind his bitch engaging in doggy style sex. While performing intercourse the man ashes his cigarette and puts the cigarette out on his bitch's back upon completion of ejaculation.

I am going to ash on your back just like your daddy did back in the day, bitch!

by fitz January 16, 2005

Bundle

The act of hitting, tripping, knocking down, racking etc... someone either in motion or at a stand still. Hilarity ensues after watching the person get hurt.

I saw some dude bundle himself down a flight of stairs.

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Super-hardcore-mega-bitch

A frigid bitch, who knows she is a bitch, and refuses to change.

Yo, shes such a super hardcore mega bitch, and she knows it.

by Fitz April 9, 2003

snob

Someone who claims to be of higher intelligence than others, understands the finer thing in life, and generally deems themself a higher being than most others; they often refer to the 'lesser beings' as peasant or philistines. In simple terms, snobs are wankers.

She's such a fucking snob.

by Fitz September 29, 2003