ratcat

a cat whose job it is to CATch rats.

often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
'Hey Jake, so why are we here on this sunny day at such an indoor pet shop?'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
by fine_dine_decca August 01, 2009
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fake out

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.
James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.
by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010
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skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 08, 2009
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