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Definitions by figleaf23

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.
Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
Moscow circus by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

prignorance 

a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.

Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
There's a lot of prignorance in the Republican party.
prignorance by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

prignorant 

Proud of being ignorant.

See 'prignorance'.
George W. Bush is prignorant about foreign affairs.
prignorant by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
smelly or stinking (in the Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange").
Shut your vonny rot!
vonny by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

go fuck yourself doctrine 

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.
The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
Puck by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

fucktify 

Means simply 'I do not'
Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."
fucktify by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007