Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007
by Figleaf23 June 21, 2007
Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
by Figleaf23 January 08, 2009
a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007
a whore, usually over-priced and operating under a false veneer of romance, often successful in securing repeat business from one particular john (sugar daddy).
The CEO enjoys spending the weekend with his sugar baby and doesn't mind having to cough up over $3000 to get some from her.
by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007
1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
by Figleaf23 June 15, 2007