figleaf23's definitions

'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007

Sacred Chao

a holy symbol of Discordianism, consisting of a yinyang-like divided circle containing, on one side, the Golden Apple of Discord, and on the other side the Pentagon representing the Law of Fives.

Stinky Pete was completely surrounded by the zombified yuppies, but he managed to fend them off when he displayed the Sacred Chao.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

thaumaturge

a wizard, magician, sorcerer or such

The greatest thaumaturge of Elizabethan England was Dr. John Dee.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

box grab

the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers or thumb into a woman's vagina while using the palm of the hand to stimulate the clitoris. Also called the cunt grab.

Becky: Last night he did something he called the 'box grab'.
Marnie: Oooh, yeah, I love that manoeuvre! Especially while I'm deepthroating.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.

We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.

by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008

Squidgy

James Gilbey's pet name for Diana, Princess of Wales.

In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.

by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007

broverdone

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms

Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.

by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013