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Joe the Rat

nickname of Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger
Did you hear what Joe the Rat said in his sermon last Easter?
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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bunny shit

small round turds

See: pooble
I've been eating all the wrong stuff this vacation, and all I can manage are bunny shits.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
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primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops
The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
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threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus
The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.
by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010
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YHVH

Tetragrammaton -- The formula by which a vicious demonic desert blood-god of the ancient semites identified itself to Moses. It must truly have been terrifying to be a people 'Chosen' for special attention by such a monstrous entity, as the woeful narrative of the Old Testament makes clear.
The ancient provenance of YHVH is either a storm-god or a god of destruction and fire, with a taste for blood and sacrifice.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.
1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer
There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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