fearman's definitions

boba

1. (With capital) forename of Mr. Fett, the bounty hunter of Star Wars fame who helps trap Han Solo at the climax of Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

2. Breasts, tits, norks, boobs, etc.,

3. Rounded creamy-sugary floating ball found in various kinds of drinks.

Boba's even worse than his father Jango.

She has a cute ass and two really nice, firm bobas up front.

There are two or three bobas floating in my cappucino.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

jigsaw morality

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.

Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?

by Fearman January 15, 2008

Bjork

Pixie-like rock starlet born in Iceland in 1969 or some such. Died in a car crash in 1990. All subsequent appearances, including those in concert before half the population of Iceland, have been computer-generated. IT'S TWOOO!!!

Bjork is appearing in concert tonight. Every last pixel of her. Gorgeous.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

whaling

Industry practised by Japan, Norway, Iceland and Russia, which affords Greenpeace a badly needed opportunity to do something useful.

The Japanese have resumed whaling again. Whether Greenpeace will get off their anti-GM backsides and hop in the dinghies again is another matter.

by Fearman April 11, 2008

whup the bunny

To whup the bunny is to really, truly, monumentally screw up. To screw the pooch.

I had everything worked out just fine for the party, and then Marjorie just had to come along and whup the bunny for everyone.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

diamonds on the soles of their shoes

Absolutely filthy rich. From the Paul Simon song title from Graceland (1986).

Look at those nouveaux-riches types at the boarding school on sports day. They want everyone to know they have diamonds on the soles of their shoes.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Westboro baptist church

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.

Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.

by Fearman August 6, 2007