fearman's definitions

cryosculophobia

Morbid fear of one's lips making contact and freezing fast to the ice if one slips and falls flat on one's face while ice skating.

I've got cryosculophobia. There's no way I'm going out on these skates without a face guard.

by Fearman January 4, 2008

alloveniroscopophobia

Morbid and (possibly) irrational fear that if you decide to do something different every day the CIA may decide to keep a close eye on you.

Alloveniroscopophobia. (Possibly) a good reason to become a creature of habit.

by Fearman March 6, 2008

water nibbler

A total health freak. Someone who is cautious about consuming even distilled water.

Don't listen to those water nibblers worrying about calories, just eat sensibly and get some exercise.

by Fearman August 11, 2007

killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

by Fearman November 28, 2007

rock bottom

What seems to be the lowest point possible, but probably isn't.

After the latest adventure by the Bush and company, Joe's opinion of the United States government hit rock bottom and commenced vigorous drilling.

by Fearman August 9, 2007

Dreadful Venereal Disease

Facetious extension of DVD (actually Digital Versatile Disk).

Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Venereal Disease and let's watch it.

by Fearman January 6, 2008

kitty porn

Yes ...... but kitty porn is soooo cuuuuute ......,

Cute widdle kitty porn.

by Fearman February 1, 2008