Christian Atheist

Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.
So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?
by Fearman November 25, 2007
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hexploitation

Genre of movies/TV series/books and so on in which witchcraft/mystical/occult-related stuff is served up in as twee and New Agey a manner as possible for the consumption of the trendy.
Harry Potter is NOT hexploitation. Anything with Fairuza Balk in it might be.
by Fearman August 10, 2007
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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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third arm

Somebody who considers themself so tied to someone else that they are only there to do the other's bidding. A slave. By analogy with an actual third arm, with which the owner of the arm could hope to do so much more, but which has no independent life of its own.
Mary is trying to treat Jimmy like her third arm again. She won't even let him go out for a night with the lads.
by Fearman March 28, 2008
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cold read

The act of fishing for information, either from a gullible paying customer or from an audience who have just been told to be "open-minded", in which any positive feedback is followed deftly as though coming in "on the astral".
Cold reading:

Hello, I'm getting something ... there is someone who has recently died ... yes, someone has, hasn't they? ... a man, no I didn't think so, either, a woman then, an old woman ... no, dreadful isn't it? ... I'm thinking cancer, no?... a car crash ... yes, and it was tragic, and she was before her time too, would I be correct in saying this? ...
by Fearman March 11, 2008
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psychic-recursive gene

The gene responsible for making some people believe that anything from homosexuality to kleptomania can be tied to a single gene.
He says he's found a gay gene, an anti-social gene, a literary gene and a deep-sea exploration-promoting gene. I guess his psychic-recursive gene is working overtime.
by Fearman January 06, 2008
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Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801.
Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about.
by Fearman November 22, 2007
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