fast bobby's definitions

gorillas

Slang for the hair on the back of your neck; sometimes called "G-rillas"

Instead of getting a full haircut, Gina trimmed up my gorillas for me, and I was good to go.

I'll throw in an extra five if you trim up my gorillas.

by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

dubs

Bar slang for "a double," an extra stiff drink.

Hey Kiran, stop trying to get with the Titty Mongrel and pour me a dubs scotch!

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

groaner

1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.

2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.

1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"

2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."

by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003

leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

by Fast Bobby September 23, 2004

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

early riser

A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men

When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.

by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004

couch it

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004