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Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.
We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.
by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004
Get the Westward Hole mug.To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
Get the couch it mug.A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
Get the Titty Mongrel mug.by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
Get the anyones mug.A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men
When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004
Get the early riser mug.1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
Get the groaner mug.Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004
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