Definitions by farty turds

Alabama shoelace 

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

Alabama shoelace by farty turds March 4, 2019

alabama brownie 

Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole

That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies

alabama brownie by farty turds March 1, 2019

alabama water snake 

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

alabama water snake by farty turds March 1, 2019

booty-os

Some tasty cereal that enhances the female booty region

Him: she’s got a nice ass, she must be eating her booty-os

booty-os by farty turds May 28, 2018

doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

doo doo batter by farty turds May 25, 2018