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wizard of oz

a nutcase who rules a magical land from behind a curtain, despite being only 1.9 foot tall. often seen fighting with Toto. well known for being a roght miserable git. and also owner of a hot air balloon.

Wizard: "Toto give me back that sausage!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"

by failure33object April 18, 2005

harry o'potter

irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.

"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

henry the 8th

a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken

Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"
Peasant - "i don't know sir..."
Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"
Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."
Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"

by failure33object April 24, 2005

jethry benadine

jethry benadine is a legend in the true sense of the meaning. he is known as the man responsible for putting the 5th string on the banjo and is also credited with creating fruity penny chews. he was born under the zodiac sign scorpio in 1908 in a bath.

"jethry benadine is a genius for coming up with that 5th string idea" - tom jones
"jethry where have you gone" - song by banjo-kazooie

by failure33object April 16, 2005