fREd's definitions

breed

To inject semen into a woman's vagina. The anus does NOT count toward this - breeding must be just that - attempting to impregnate a woman by injecting semen into her vagina with a penis.

Buffy got so hot she begged for him to go ahead and breed her instead of pulling out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004