fREd's definitions

neck

oral sex on a man

paige gives good neck

by fred April 17, 2003

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 4, 2005

withnail

He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.

Oh look, it's Withnail!

by fred September 6, 2003

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003