hodori

n. 1. Korean for "tiger," typically used as the main character in nonsense allegories told by older Korean men to their young companions. 2. Korean restaurant in LA's Koreatown, cheap and open 24 hours. Sometimes known for post-party brawls and hookups.

1. In Korea, even the hodori must know when to return to the mountain and again encounter his kind and powerful bride, the range hawk, and thus begin the journey Inward! 2. This yeppoon yoja told me to meet her at Hodori, but when I got there Jin Young and his boys jumped me in the parking lot.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 01, 2005

jawbreaker

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.

1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 04, 2005

Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 08, 2005

pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 28, 2005

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 04, 2005

P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

by f. rodderick hsu May 18, 2005

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 28, 2005