Skip to main content

Definitions by f. rodderick hsu

verb: to re-adopt sinful ways after having spent some time as a pious religious person.
For about a year, we thought we lost him, but then one day Skeevo backslides right back into our lives!

jinx removing 

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.
Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.

boundaries 

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.
Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

pie taster 

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.
1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

jawbreaker 

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.
1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

identified patient 

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP
All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.
It seems Jan was the IP in the Brady's therapy sessions, although at some points Peter took over that role.
IP by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005