f. rodderick hsu's definitions

boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

by f. rodderick hsu May 19, 2005

hodori

n. 1. Korean for "tiger," typically used as the main character in nonsense allegories told by older Korean men to their young companions. 2. Korean restaurant in LA's Koreatown, cheap and open 24 hours. Sometimes known for post-party brawls and hookups.

1. In Korea, even the hodori must know when to return to the mountain and again encounter his kind and powerful bride, the range hawk, and thus begin the journey Inward! 2. This yeppoon yoja told me to meet her at Hodori, but when I got there Jin Young and his boys jumped me in the parking lot.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

loco

adj. Hawaiian for "from around here."

Skeevo ain't no haole! He's loco!

by F. Rodderick Hsu April 29, 2005