f. rodderick hsu's definitions

jawbreaker

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.

1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

backslide

verb: to re-adopt sinful ways after having spent some time as a pious religious person.

For about a year, we thought we lost him, but then one day Skeevo backslides right back into our lives!

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

Sevie's

n. an affectionate term for the 24-hour lunatic haven called 7-11.

We meant to go out and meet some girls, but we ended up hanging out at sevie's until 11 and then watching Fight Club on DVD.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

hodori

n. 1. Korean for "tiger," typically used as the main character in nonsense allegories told by older Korean men to their young companions. 2. Korean restaurant in LA's Koreatown, cheap and open 24 hours. Sometimes known for post-party brawls and hookups.

1. In Korea, even the hodori must know when to return to the mountain and again encounter his kind and powerful bride, the range hawk, and thus begin the journey Inward! 2. This yeppoon yoja told me to meet her at Hodori, but when I got there Jin Young and his boys jumped me in the parking lot.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

loco

adj. Hawaiian for "from around here."

Skeevo ain't no haole! He's loco!

by F. Rodderick Hsu April 29, 2005