Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

Pastor's Convention by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Pastor's Daughter 

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

Pastor's Daughter by tomthetank June 6, 2024

The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

The pastor says I’m good by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

pastor sheets 

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

pastor sheets by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

Christcuck pastors by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024

Ska Pastora 

Slang for Salvia Divinorum

Ska Pastora is right for me!

Ska Pastora by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore 

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore by courtofowls September 5, 2023