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to projectile vomit while flailing one's arms wildly a la Kermit the Frog; serves little purpose except to slightly relieve the misery of throwing up by making light of the act
"Frank got really sick last night."
"He started to kromit everywhere. It was the least he could do for himself and those around him."
Kromit by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012
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A person who works for the technology company Kronos Incorporated.
If you work at Kronos, you are considered a Kronite.
Kronite by jms519 February 13, 2019
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kromitis 

Kromitis is when you are at a bar of strip joint and you start to believe that the girls there realy like you and arnt just being nice so they can get more money out of you.
Rick, John, and Brain were at the strip joint and they all came down with a mean case of kromitis.
kromitis by Rick Bleakney April 10, 2005

Kremit The Toad 

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog
Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!
When something/someone is not capable of functioning properly, either because of being under the influence, a retard, broken or of low battery percentage
Naldo has drank too much tonight, he is passed out in the tent with open eyes, that guy is Kroit.

Damian's phone is fucked, it fell in the toilet, that thing is Kroit.

Damian broke his phone, now both are Kroit.
Kroit by Gents2.0 December 3, 2021
A neko that love stabing people with a sword
Person 1: Is that kromia over there?
Person 2: yeah that kromia, run before it's too late.
Person 1: what do you mean? (Stab)
Person 2: why kromia?
Kromia: nya
kromia by aLEGOrobot June 27, 2020
A jewish Kris Katan lookalike elf who come out at night and go to the club's and tries to get VIP there, if he fail's he yells "SHADY!" if he get's it he yells "FATTY!"
Is that a bird, a plane, a Kris Katan no its a Krovitz raving

Maaan, I got VIP at Rain and it was soo FATTY, but at Mantra they didn't let me that was so SHADY!
krovitz by vishal March 14, 2004
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