exploding air plane 6969's definitions

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

Not even

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..

Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..

by exploding air plane 6969 October 12, 2017

Bitch

Typically an annoying person/man/woman who is naggy, whiny, Typically A PAIN IN THE ASS or gives you/ everyone an irritating vibe. But bitch can mean different things. For example: Women are typically called bitches when they act snobby, angry, mean, cruel, aggressive or any bad trait in general when it comes to females but are often classified as bitches for no reason whatsoever but just for being women. Men can be called a bitch for many different reasons. Same applies when men can act annoying or have a bad trait giving others a negative vibe. Calling him Bitch is also a show of anger too. But bitch can also be used to describe men as pussies, crybabies, sissy lalas, etc. So you see basically the word bitch follows up pretty damn well on it's true meaning: FEMALE DOG

( Men ) Aye bitch! You forgot to gargle my marbles! Get to it!

( Woman ) Lol what a little bitch! He's annoying ASF!

by exploding air plane 6969 July 27, 2017

Slack

Slack

Now here's a word, A BAD one. Anyone referred to as a slack is well.. boy how do I put it ?? Slow to come through, ignorant ASF!, A failure at handling tasks, SIMPLE Tasks, A slouch and lazy ASF, A Bum who won't come thru for u, A stupid mother fucker ! If you know some slacks in your life, or you yourself are a slack , change your ways damn it !

-Bro, come drop off my batch later..
-(slack) Yea yea alright
-Bro, you live 2 miles from me! Where the fuck are you...?! Give me my batch, fuck!
( slack )- Yea I'll come through tonight..
-(slack)- ...........zzzz
-STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

by exploding air plane 6969 April 19, 2018

Wrestling

A martial art performed by those mostly in high school. Wrestling is an aggressive sport which requires strength, balance, agility, great shape, speed and a heart. Wrestling consists of two opponents from 2 different schools/facilities to go at on the mat. That’s it, 2 wrestlers kicking ass on the mat and wrestling to that Pin. The spotlight is on those 2 athletes, that’s it. Wrestling is an individual sport, so it is a lot harder that most sports performed in high school because it’s all on you, and what you got. Wrestling is often looked at as a turn-off sport because it consists of groping others your same gender on the mat, and wearing spandex-like suits called singlets at duel meets, and it’s long been called “gay”. Those jocks on the football team, those that look down on it and call wrestling gay will get their asses wrangled and pinned by any wrestler who challenges them to a match. They will step onto the mat and realize wrestling ain’t a game.

Logan:
“Wrestling is gay”

- - - Killed by a wrestler - - -

Imprinted on Logan’s grave:
‘Wrestling is gay’

by exploding air plane 6969 November 17, 2017

Man up

1.) To fulfil your needs to become a macho, toughened up, non-sissy lala type of man

2.) To "man up!" refers to "don't be a pussy", "wipe them tears", "man the freak up!"

3.) To achieve a fathers personal hope of becoming a man

I want my mommyyyyyy!

-MAN THE FUCK UP ! WIPE THEM LALA ASS TEARS !!!!!! MAN UP !!

by exploding air plane 6969 September 14, 2017

Butt-hurt

The state of feeling distantly annoyed and angry, bothered, insulted, possibly hurt, and chapped towards someone for something they implied, possibly rude, mean and/or insulting. Sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. It is typical that when feeling this way, you will feel distantly hurt by that person, you won't talk to that person, you'll ignore them for a certain amount of time, you'll avoid that person possibly and you'll crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt basically means you have let that person get the best of you and you just ain't got snot to say to them. Every situation is different but overall is the same result, you got your ass butt hurt ..

Grow a dick and quit being so butt-hurt !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017