evil pop tart's definitions

kiss my ass hat

This is a kind of canvas hat that guys wear with the brim pulled down. It is so-called because the wearer knows it looks bad; yet wears it anyway as an expression of nonchalant contempt for convention. In effect, sartorially declaring "Kiss my ass!"

My boyfriend dresses really nice; but occasionally spoils the effect by wearing what guys call his kiss my ass hat.

by evil pop tart December 24, 2009

Paris Hilton syndrome

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.

Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 18, 2006

loony tunes

A condition in which a person is psychotic.

Jack is strictly loony tunes since Heidi ran off with the postman.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 6, 2005

scrummy

Snarky, know it all who dictates their way in an Humorous way.

Hey man your cousin is scrummy.

by Evil pop tart March 16, 2019

passez

A teasing 'game' or activity in which two or more people collaborate to seize someone's possession, tossing it to each other to prevent the owner from getting it back. This 'game' has been played for generations in New Orleans and is pronunced 'pos-say.'

Heather and Robert ripped off my bikini top and tossed it back and forth, saying "passez" with each toss.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 21, 2009

turboskankiness

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.

The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

white rabbit syndrome

This is a condition in which the person often or always has the feeling of being late. From the White Rabbit in Lewis Carroll's ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

While the life of a psychology graduate student is not often solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, there is always more to do than there is time to do it in, and the white rabbit syndrome emerges.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 1, 2006