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Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

vakk

Herringuese traslation of Whack

X person vakks Y person with a Z object

by Ethan July 15, 2004

kthxbye

Okay my good sir, thank you for your givings, I am departing from your company

A: You're a fucking moron! Anime is COOL!

B: kthxbye

by Ethan June 25, 2005

Extruvient

adj. To be great to the highest degree.
adv. To a very high degree.

That concert was extruvient!
Man, that chick is extruviently hot!

by ethan November 16, 2002

Kolby Fox

Fat rich kid who thinks hes the best. Who also tries to make up for his small penis by buying things with all his money.
*He also may be a baseball player who sucks at pitching.

Kid 1: Wow who is that fat kid that thinks hes the best?
Kid 2: Oh thats just Kolby Fox, hes fat and is hung like a tic tac.. don't mind him

by Ethan December 27, 2003

Boonapalist

A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.

by Ethan January 27, 2004

conya-shit-faecas

conya is the term that travellers use as shit

eat my conya ball which means eat my shit ball

by ethan March 5, 2005