-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
by Ethan March 23, 2005
Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
by ethan December 16, 2002
"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"
-from "Song of The Open Road"
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"
-from "Song of The Open Road"
by Ethan May 18, 2005
One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.
See jizz
See jizz
by Ethan September 01, 2003
(n) One who enjoys participating in Track and Field and/or cross country. It is commonly a term for those who run in Track and Field, but it can also refer to the ones who does pole vaulting, long jump, javelin, shot put, etc.
by Ethan March 23, 2005
Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
by Ethan April 27, 2004
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