ethan's definitions

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

by Ethan April 27, 2004

cuddy

Cuddy is another term for nigger!!!

Dude, that cuddy Patrick Ewing has a HUGE nose!!!

by Ethan February 1, 2005

asdf

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

by Ethan April 8, 2005

donut dandruff

The flaky residue left on your shirt/floor/desk/etc. after eating a glazed donut

The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.

by Ethan October 9, 2003

mcguyverable

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.

Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.

by ethan December 15, 2002

good shit

the goods, drugs moey for drugs guns

bitch u got the good shit for me

by ethan April 8, 2003