ethan's definitions

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

winter-een-mass

A holiday celebrated by gamers the world over, lasting all of January. You are allowed to give gifts for this celebration but they must be game related and under £10. You can also give out cards. Most importantly however you must play video games until your eyes bleed.

Player 1: 'So, you suck at Tekken 5 this winter-een-mass...'
Player 2: 'Fuck you.'
Both: 'Happy winter-een-mass, jackoff.'

by Ethan March 7, 2005

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

Trackie

(n) One who enjoys participating in Track and Field and/or cross country. It is commonly a term for those who run in Track and Field, but it can also refer to the ones who does pole vaulting, long jump, javelin, shot put, etc.

With determination, the freshmen trackie maybe able to earn his Varsity Letter this year.

by Ethan March 23, 2005

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

woodberry

All guys School in Orange, VA. All the guys here are cocky, horny molesters. They pine after every girl that passes by, esp. St. Catherine's girls. They spend most of their nights masterbating. They don't have girlfriends because who would want to date one of them? no matter how hot they are.

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the mixer?
Girl 2: Yea until some horny woodberry guy tried to molest me

by Ethan January 16, 2005