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turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
by Etch September 9, 2006
mugGet the turkey bastemug.

spicnic

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).
"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."
by Etch September 11, 2006
mugGet the spicnicmug.

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.
"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."
by Etch September 8, 2006
mugGet the doorknob-sucking lipsmug.

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
mugGet the cactus facemug.

Bundy

Verb,t: To plug up the toilet. The character Al Bundy, played by Ed O'Neil in the 90's sitcom "Married with Children" almost always plugged the toilet when he moved his bowels.
I'm so sorry... I've Bundy'd your toilet! Got a plunger?
by Etch July 19, 2006
mugGet the Bundymug.

interfacial marriage

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.
Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?
by Etch May 15, 2007
mugGet the interfacial marriagemug.

scenester

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!
Without the scenesters there would be no scene!
by Etch September 6, 2008
mugGet the scenestermug.

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