etak_soda's definitions

Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.

I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!

by etak_soda December 26, 2011

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011

Kebabinated

When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.

I've just been kebabinated.

by Etak_soda December 27, 2011

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Emo unload

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.

I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.

by Etak_soda December 26, 2011

Brokenoutofcagesex

The first sexual encounter one experiences after ending a marriage, which is rough, to-the-point, and pursposeful in that this is the first of many sexual encounters now that she or he is free.

My marriage ended 6 months ago (yipppeeee!!!) and I need some brokenoutofcagesex.

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Cigerant

Having a ciggie break purely as a means to bitch about office politics.

That's it! I need a cigerant! Anyone want to join me?

by Etak_soda September 8, 2011