Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
by escuchon May 12, 2008
Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy.
NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.
Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")
NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.
Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")
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DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)
DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)
by escuchon June 10, 2008
Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.
Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.
Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."
Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.
Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."
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Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?
Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.
Brit Designer: Brilliant.
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Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?
Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.
Brit Designer: Brilliant.
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Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
by escuchon May 12, 2008
Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.
Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.
Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.
Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.
y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.
X: Does count.
y: Doesn't.
x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.
y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.
X: Does count.
y: Doesn't.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.
Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.
Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.
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Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.
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by escuchon July 27, 2008