escuchon's definitions
Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive.
"Catering to specialized tastes."
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"Catering to specialized tastes."
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x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
Get the Diss'd-urbin dick-shunarymug. Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.
The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.
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The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.
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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.
y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.
x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.
y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.
y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.
x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.
y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
Get the snorkgasmmug. verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.
Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
Get the humphmug. Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.
Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.
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Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.
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by escuchon July 27, 2008
Get the Urba-dictionmug. Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females.
These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.
Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.
Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
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Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.
Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.
Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
Get the lawyer lipsmug. Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.
Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.
Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.
Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.
y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.
X: Does count.
y: Doesn't.
y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.
X: Does count.
y: Doesn't.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
Get the snorkermug. a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
by escuchon May 12, 2008
Get the brain chattermug.