Definitions by erotica69

shining the cannon 

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."

shining the cannon by erotica69 September 18, 2005

sss 

Self-serve sex. To masturbate.

"I had a little sss last night. Not as good as pussy, but close."

sss by erotica69 September 18, 2005

bashing the bish 

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

bashing the bish by erotica69 September 17, 2005

humping the monkey 

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

humping the monkey by erotica69 September 16, 2005

doing the deed 

Doing the deed is making out

We were doing the deed last night.

doing the deed by erotica69 September 16, 2005

instant weather report 

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

instant weather report by erotica69 September 16, 2005