25 definitions by erieee
The act of "forgetting" to pay the tip; also known as "skip the tip." Similar to dining and ditching, but done solely with tip. Most tip & dips take place during valet claims, or other prepaid services and feature quick getaways in hopes of skipping the shame that comes with not paying the tip.
by erieee December 21, 2009
Derived from the words car and paranoia. A term used to describe the sensation that someone has been in one's car, adjusted mirrors, changed seat settings, or drained gas from the vehicle.
erica: It feels like someone has been in my car; I need to readjust my mirrors.
remley: maybe you are suffering from caronia...
remley: maybe you are suffering from caronia...
by erieee December 11, 2009
Inserted into a text convo or internet chat to insinuate a natural lisp. Often times takes the place of an s, or is added onto the end of a word to display an intentional lisp, or to acknowledge that one's lisps in normal conversation.
by erieee December 21, 2009
Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?
Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
by erieee December 14, 2009
A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!
Christian: Why do you keep running away from me?
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
by erieee December 1, 2009
the term used to describe a malfunction of the body. most BMM's are realized when an unexpected noise is heard, or an unanticipated surprise is spotted by the BMM-er or by a non affiliated personal.
erica: oh hey
michael: oh no i wassn't expecting that!
erica: you must be experiencing a bowle movement malfunction.
michael: oh no i wassn't expecting that!
erica: you must be experiencing a bowle movement malfunction.
by erieee November 13, 2009
by erieee December 12, 2009