Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Ozzy Knob

A pitch adjustment knob on a mixing board used to bring out-of-tune singers back into key. Named for the heavy metal car wreck Ozzy Osbourne.

Sound Engineer. Jeez Bill, that sounded like someone strangling a sick cat.

Producer: Yeah, if she only sang as good as she looks.

Sound Engineer: Time for the Ozzy knob.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

ho-ster

A place where loose women hide their pistols. The vagina.

Jim: "Comack McCarthy’s ex-wife did what?"
Bill: "She pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens."

Sid: "Are you packing?"
Jane: "Got one in the ho-ster."

by Eric Maan January 10, 2014

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 03, 2009

Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

by Eric Maan December 02, 2009

sympathy fascist

Someone who tries to coax others into feeling the pain of those who probably deserve little or no empathy.

Bill: Those people shouldn't be cheering the death of Osama Bin Laden.

Fred: Give it a break you sympathy fascist.

by Eric Maan May 29, 2011