eric 's definitions

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005

brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.

He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....

by Eric January 10, 2005

E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.

Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.

by Eric May 4, 2008

awesomeness

1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things

Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...

by Eric May 16, 2004

bounce

To hit switches in a car with hydraulics/bags/air suspension/etc.

Yo, look at that car bounce.

by Eric January 7, 2003

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 6, 2004

beast

Mad wack

Verb: To beast; to yell or be a douche about something

"Neal, you have to go to boyscouts? that's beast"

"My moms beasting me becasue i failed 2 classes"

by Eric March 28, 2004