eric's definitions

abruzzo

a homoerotic political slogan

When President Bush said "I'll lick your droopy two-some" he said an abruzzo

by ERIC April 17, 2006

guuzy

leader of a group
a ruler that comes with cash
a feeder

am a little guuzy boy.
he always get money when he wants

by eric April 24, 2005

jack the ripper

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face

Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"

by eric September 6, 2003

the daeke

One who is constantly pissing himself while intoxicated.

He was so wasted he pulled the daeke on his own keyboard.

by Eric June 11, 2006

Pony cat fish gum bbq

You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt

Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!

by Eric December 21, 2003

Rice

any kinda of modification to a car that does not directly help the preformance of the car

all your wack guys who think they got heat and posting what rice is...when infact what you got is rice

by eric November 13, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005