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knee deep in ass

"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"

To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.

see also called out on the carpet
That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
mugGet the knee deep in assmug.

Top Brass

The top of the military chain of command, the ones who report directly to The DoD, POTUS and Congress.
The top brass are those guys qualified by regulations to wear the most bling on their uniforms.
by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016
mugGet the Top Brassmug.

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.
"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
mugGet the pee shymug.

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
mugGet the shit rolls up hillmug.

table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 March 3, 2016
mugGet the table flippermug.

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.
I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
mugGet the exit strategymug.

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