EOS

"End of Service" or "End of Support". It means the developers have deemed the software or software-as-service benefits themselves less than the community that supported it, and are now washing their hands of you goddamn swine. Oh, but please buy our sequel!
ShitUp announced an EOS for DC. But at least they promised us a virtual afterparty!
by enkephalin07 August 19, 2023
mugGet the EOSmug.

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
by enkephalin07 March 01, 2016
mugGet the aural dyslexiamug.

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.
"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
mugGet the pee shymug.

shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
mugGet the shit rolls up hillmug.

table flipper

1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.

2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!

2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
by enkephalin07 March 03, 2016
mugGet the table flippermug.

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.
I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
mugGet the exit strategymug.