enkephalin07's definitions
by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
Get the exit strategymug. The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.
by enkephalin07 June 19, 2016
Get the fridge anxietymug. A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.
Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.
"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
Get the aural dyslexiamug. This is where documents procrastinate after apathetic organization has rodented (is that a word yet? I mean ferreted and squirreled are verbs, but there are plenty of rodents that succinctly define the behavior) them away to an innocuous corner of of an administrative employee's office.
How did you find the Jonathon estate contract? That wasn't in his folder.
I just dug it out of the rathole file. Looks like the last signature on it is five years old.
I just dug it out of the rathole file. Looks like the last signature on it is five years old.
by enkephalin07 August 19, 2023
Get the rathole filemug. The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!
by enkephalin07 August 19, 2016
Get the Necropancymug. "knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"
To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.
see also called out on the carpet
To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.
see also called out on the carpet
That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
Get the knee deep in assmug.