fauxtobomb

A photobomb not only staged, but lacking any appearance of spontaneity. The prototypical photobomb from which the word derived was staged, but achieved the desired spontaneity by placing the smiling stingray against the female subjects' shoulders.

Celebrities who regularly perform photobombs for fans and memetic exposure may become adept at appearing genuine, some don't even attempt it, and some truly have the prankster spirit and timing to interject spontaneously. Other times, a celebrity photobomb may simply be an opportunistic selfie.

A photobomb's authenticity may become questionable due to image cropping; a visual composition that gives equal weight to the photobomber gives the impression the shot was taken to intentionally include them.
Jimmy Fallon thinks that if he stages enough fauxtobombs, one of them will become viral. But they all have the same expression and placement, all taken at a tourist destination.
by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015
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Necropancy

The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!
I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.
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Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015
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sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.
"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"
by enkephalin07 November 26, 2015
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EOS

"End of Service" or "End of Support". It means the developers have deemed the software or software-as-service benefits themselves less than the community that supported it, and are now washing their hands of you goddamn swine. Oh, but please buy our sequel!
ShitUp announced an EOS for DC. But at least they promised us a virtual afterparty!
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Top Brass

The top of the military chain of command, the ones who report directly to The DoD, POTUS and Congress.
The top brass are those guys qualified by regulations to wear the most bling on their uniforms.
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