Pete

Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.
"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."
by enkephalin07 March 04, 2022
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umu

It's an archaic Japanese interjection meaning 'yea', 'uh huh'. In modern Japanese fiction it's used similar to いい (ii) in that it can be used as an affirmative or positive ("Yes, that's good"), noncommittally or resignedly ("fine, alright") or dismissively ("Enough!")
"Do you want to play shougi"?
"Umu, I sure do! Where shall we play?"
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with all due respect

In military parlance it means 'no more respect than protocol requires me to show'. Opposite of the term: 'with respect'.

Said to a superior, a means of veiling contempt adequately enough to evade disciplinary action (depending on the words following it.) Applied frequently by top brass toward Congressmen during Senate Committee Hearings.

Said to a subordinate (rarely,) it sarcastically emphasizes how little respect the superior is required to SHOW, and how much less they're required to HAVE for the subordinate.
Commander Knox: Admiral, with all due respect, this is my boat.
Admiral Graham: Not anymore, "with all due respect".
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wounded girlzelle

A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.

This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!
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fauxtobomb

A photobomb not only staged, but lacking any appearance of spontaneity. The prototypical photobomb from which the word derived was staged, but achieved the desired spontaneity by placing the smiling stingray against the female subjects' shoulders.

Celebrities who regularly perform photobombs for fans and memetic exposure may become adept at appearing genuine, some don't even attempt it, and some truly have the prankster spirit and timing to interject spontaneously. Other times, a celebrity photobomb may simply be an opportunistic selfie.

A photobomb's authenticity may become questionable due to image cropping; a visual composition that gives equal weight to the photobomber gives the impression the shot was taken to intentionally include them.
Jimmy Fallon thinks that if he stages enough fauxtobombs, one of them will become viral. But they all have the same expression and placement, all taken at a tourist destination.
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Necropancy

The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!
I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.
by enkephalin07 August 19, 2016
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Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015
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