Top Brass

The top of the military chain of command, the ones who report directly to The DoD, POTUS and Congress.

The top brass are those guys qualified by regulations to wear the most bling on their uniforms.

by enkephalin07 March 02, 2016

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Necropancy

The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!

I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.

by enkephalin07 August 19, 2016

knee deep in ass

"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"

To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.

see also called out on the carpet

That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

umu

It's an archaic Japanese interjection meaning 'yea', 'uh huh'. In modern Japanese fiction it's used similar to いい (ii) in that it can be used as an affirmative or positive ("Yes, that's good"), noncommittally or resignedly ("fine, alright") or dismissively ("Enough!")

"Do you want to play shougi"?
"Umu, I sure do! Where shall we play?"

by enkephalin07 April 27, 2021

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 01, 2016

premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.

I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.

by enkephalin07 March 01, 2016