enkephalin07's definitions

umu

It's an archaic Japanese interjection meaning 'yea', 'uh huh'. In modern Japanese fiction it's used similar to いい (ii) in that it can be used as an affirmative or positive ("Yes, that's good"), noncommittally or resignedly ("fine, alright") or dismissively ("Enough!")

"Do you want to play shougi"?
"Umu, I sure do! Where shall we play?"

by enkephalin07 April 27, 2021

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

sphincter it out

To clench your sphincter to push out the last contents of your bladder or bowels.

"I felt like there was still more piss in me, so I kept pushing until I sphinctered out the tail of it."
"Hey, we're waiting to use the crapper, so sphincter it out already!"

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.

I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.

"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

fauxtobomb

A photobomb not only staged, but lacking any appearance of spontaneity. The prototypical photobomb from which the word derived was staged, but achieved the desired spontaneity by placing the smiling stingray against the female subjects' shoulders.

Celebrities who regularly perform photobombs for fans and memetic exposure may become adept at appearing genuine, some don't even attempt it, and some truly have the prankster spirit and timing to interject spontaneously. Other times, a celebrity photobomb may simply be an opportunistic selfie.

A photobomb's authenticity may become questionable due to image cropping; a visual composition that gives equal weight to the photobomber gives the impression the shot was taken to intentionally include them.

Jimmy Fallon thinks that if he stages enough fauxtobombs, one of them will become viral. But they all have the same expression and placement, all taken at a tourist destination.

by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016

Necropancy

The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!

I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.

by enkephalin07 August 19, 2016