elitist's definitions

Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Civ

^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.

In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

tsar

The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.

Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!

by Elitist January 1, 2004

nerd

The richest man in the world is also the biggest nerd. He could have ANY chick he wants, and could have you assasinated in a minute if he wanted to.

20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.

Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.

by Elitist October 15, 2006

wopdago

A wopdago is someone from Sicily, NOT mainland Italy.

Surrender monkey wopdago scum!

by Elitist January 20, 2004

Anarchy

Riiiiight, America should have Anarchy alright. Then when were all working "peaecfully" we would be weak enough to get invaded by Iran or N. Korea.

Why would anyone defend your sorry ass if it doesn't make them happy?

by Elitist February 23, 2004

TBS

Turn Based Strategy. Refers to a game where each player takes a turn, such as Civilization.

My Siphai crushed the puny Europeans in Civilization 3.

by Elitist December 28, 2003