eli's definitions

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

by Eli March 25, 2004

Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!

WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous

by Eli November 26, 2004

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006

cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die

Cheerleading is really not a sport.

by Eli March 9, 2005

borf nugget

A worthless being who has no reason to live. Basically givin the title of sucking at life. AKA Fankle Fork

Entering the class room Nate Arnold was not suprised Eli called him a big fat Borf Nugget

by Eli March 14, 2005

Biznacho

A mexican bitch

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!

by eli March 25, 2004