eli's definitions

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

old balls

an old man's balls

that man has his old balls in her mouth

by eli May 16, 2003

ptruth

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.

If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.

by Eli May 19, 2003

Mouni

The Greek word for vagina

Ela edw kai stamata na ksineis to mouni sou

by Eli April 16, 2021

Pornidio

The Greek word for hoe/ho

Auth einai pornidio
Skase pornidio gamw to spiti sou
8a sou skisw to gataki re pornidio

by Eli April 16, 2021

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003