by Eli October 05, 2007

1. I'm going to dom you tonight in our basketball game.
2. I brought that girl into my hotel room and dommed her.
2. I brought that girl into my hotel room and dommed her.
by Eli June 19, 2006

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008

1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
by eli January 14, 2005

by Eli March 28, 2005

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die
Cheerleading is really not a sport.
by Eli March 09, 2005
