eli's definitions

text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.

1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.

by Eli January 10, 2008

funnny

1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.

L:That movie was awesome!
M: Yeah, it was so funnny!

by eli January 14, 2005

yeehoo

word which expresses happiness, joy, surprise, excitement, or whatever emotion you want it to express.

Yeehoo!! !!!!!! !!!!

by eli January 15, 2005

Cliffadd

the rectal organ, often located in the ass

"hey, get that man outta there before he shove a toaster in that man's cliffadd!"

by Eli January 1, 2005

tweener

TWEENER (n.) - a dyke who has feminine features, mannerisms, proclivities, etc., but cuts her hair short and dresses butch in order to secure her lesbian identity. Connotations: the look does not suit her; she is insecure

She's just come out, so I think she's going through a tweener phase. She keeps buying Dickies and a-shirts, but talking about how she misses high heels.

by Eli August 15, 2004

nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.

Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.

by Eli March 4, 2004

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003