press

it's like a cupboard only it's a press.
by Elburno September 08, 2008
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watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".
Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*
by Elburno March 02, 2008
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Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 08, 2008
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Irish Queer

Expression used in Ireland to describe a man more interested in women than drinking.
Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink
by Elburno November 09, 2007
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The Three Shake Rule

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
by Elburno February 21, 2008
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