el jefe's definitions

crackulatin

used in place of "up" in "whats up?"

yo nigga, whats crackulatin?!

by el jefe April 18, 2003

prevert

A mis-spelled variation of the word pervert, most often seen in chat rooms. Often this gramatical error is dubbed "l33t" speak, in a pathetic attempt to hide their own stupidity. See pron

That prevert downloads way to much donkey pron.

by el jefe June 11, 2004

catamite

A young boy who is kept for unnatural purposes, ususally homosexual ones

Carl Nancy decided to become a catamite after discovering his love for old, hairy men.

by El Jefe October 25, 2004

knob gobblin

one who enjoys fellatio

That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!

by el jefe November 25, 2003

open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.

Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!

by El Jefe November 10, 2003

frumundah

1. The cheese from under my balls. 2. The pure funk of ball sweat. 3. The discharge left by a pair of funky nuts.

Jimmy: You ever had imported frumundah cheese before?
Jane: I like cheese from foreign places. Where is it from?
Jimmy: Oh, its the cheese from under my balls. Want me to scrape some up?

by El Jefe April 14, 2005

liquid tension experiment

A project beginning origionally as a solo-album for Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy and gradually growing to be a collective project of soon-to-be Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess (who was accepted to Juliard at the age of 9), Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci, and bass guitarist Tony Levin (former King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Paul Simon band member).

Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.

Albums: LTE 1 and LTE 2

"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)

by El Jefe February 27, 2005