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catamite

A young boy who is kept for unnatural purposes, ususally homosexual ones
Carl Nancy decided to become a catamite after discovering his love for old, hairy men.
by El Jefe October 25, 2004
mugGet the catamitemug.

Thefterize

The act of illegally acquiring what is not yours.
Awwww man, we don't have any cables left in that drawer because somebody is always thefterizing them.
by El Jefe November 7, 2003
mugGet the Thefterizemug.

knob gobblin

one who enjoys fellatio
That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!
by el jefe November 25, 2003
mugGet the knob gobblinmug.

open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!
by El Jefe November 10, 2003
mugGet the open a can of whup assmug.

guah

slang for girlfriend

my guah=my girlfriend
I love my guah!
by el jefe November 25, 2003
mugGet the guahmug.

buah

slang for boyfriend

my boy= my buah!
You my buah!
by el jefe November 25, 2003
mugGet the buahmug.

liquid tension experiment

A project beginning origionally as a solo-album for Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy and gradually growing to be a collective project of soon-to-be Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess (who was accepted to Juliard at the age of 9), Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci, and bass guitarist Tony Levin (former King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Paul Simon band member).

Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.
Albums: LTE 1 and LTE 2

"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)
by El Jefe February 27, 2005
mugGet the liquid tension experimentmug.

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