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The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.
by El Duce November 6, 2004
 Get the Lumpermug.
Get the Lumpermug. Verb. Derived from perping. 
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
 Get the perping outmug.
Get the perping outmug. Verb: 
A) To leer at someone sexually.
B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.
C) To act like a sexual perpetrator
A) To leer at someone sexually.
B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.
C) To act like a sexual perpetrator
Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
 Get the Perpingmug.
Get the Perpingmug. That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
by el duce December 2, 2004
 Get the Nasty Natemug.
Get the Nasty Natemug. by el duce December 2, 2004
 Get the slim slammug.
Get the slim slammug. Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
by El Duce February 23, 2004
 Get the mouse fuckmug.
Get the mouse fuckmug. The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
by El Duce October 8, 2004
 Get the Wal-Mart walkmug.
Get the Wal-Mart walkmug.