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Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.
The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.
by El Duce November 6, 2004
mugGet the Lumpermug.

perping out

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!
by El Duce October 6, 2004
mugGet the perping outmug.

Perping

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator
Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
mugGet the Perpingmug.

Nasty Nate

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail
What a guy!!
Here comes Nasty Nate, hide your goodies!!!
'You nasty, Nate' 'I don't care!'
by el duce December 2, 2004
mugGet the Nasty Natemug.

slim slam

When David List carves the turkey and leaves them wanting more
WOOOAA Did you see that slim slam!?!?
by el duce December 2, 2004
mugGet the slim slammug.

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.
Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
by El Duce February 23, 2004
mugGet the mouse fuckmug.

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
by El Duce October 8, 2004
mugGet the Wal-Mart walkmug.

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