el duce's definitions
A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.
Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.
by El Duce November 26, 2004
Get the Penussymug. After 23 Miller Lite beers, I was fizznippled.
by El Duce June 16, 2005
Get the fizznippledmug. Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.
B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.
C) To act like a sexual perpetrator
A) To leer at someone sexually.
B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.
C) To act like a sexual perpetrator
Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
Get the Perpingmug. Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
by El Duce October 6, 2004
Get the perping outmug. Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
by El Duce November 6, 2004
Get the Beefermug. The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.
by El Duce November 6, 2004
Get the Lumpermug. The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
by El Duce October 8, 2004
Get the Wal-Mart walkmug.