el duce's definitions

Perping

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator

Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.

by El Duce October 6, 2004

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Nasty Nate

That bad motha who RUNS ATC like a mofo.
A person who always wants to toss salad and slurp on fruit cocktail

What a guy!!
Here comes Nasty Nate, hide your goodies!!!
'You nasty, Nate' 'I don't care!'

by el duce December 2, 2004

slim slam

When David List carves the turkey and leaves them wanting more

WOOOAA Did you see that slim slam!?!?

by el duce December 2, 2004

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

perping out

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.

Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!

by El Duce October 6, 2004