Definitions by el cholo

"omma 

West midlands slang for a hammer.

"You best fuck off before I get me Omma"

"omma by El cholo May 23, 2004

smosh 

To destroy, shatter, destruct, break, ruin, crack, obliterate, severely damage

smoshed It

smosh by El Cholo May 23, 2004

Shoeing 

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

Shoeing by El Cholo May 9, 2004

El Cholo 

Hispanic translated to mean-The Kid

Whats this dagos name?

El Cholo by El Cholo April 19, 2004

messa 

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

messa by El Cholo March 5, 2004

snide 

Stolen/counterfit, sold outside jobcentre, magistrates or outta some bastads boot.

"Those bensons you sold me were they snide?"
"yemman"
"taste like shit, gimme my dollars back".

snide by El Cholo March 4, 2004

jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

jam sandwhich by El Cholo March 4, 2004