ehrliche bochur's definitions

mesivta

A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.

Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

send

An insane party, usually a rave, where extreme amounts of alcohol are consumed

Kyle *struggling to walk, stumbling*
Passerby: Are you good
Kyle, whispering: That Lil Baby release party went too hard man *collapses to the floor*
Passerby: Sounds like a send

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

Purim

A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.

Avi: Yo I can't believe purim is next week.
Dovid: PURIM FOR THE BOYSSSS
Avi: LET' GOOO GET HYPE

by ehrliche bochur March 25, 2020

chayav inish

A Jewish law requiring Jews to get absolutely sauced on the festival of purim, which is basically a massive Jewish full send sometime in mid-March. Jews who listen to this law are generally legends.

Moishy: Dovid, you've been passed out on the floor for the past 30 minutes. Are you good?
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

daven

Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.

Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020

Dina malchuta dina

A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.

"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."

by ehrliche bochur April 2, 2019

shtoltz

A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.

by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020