A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.
"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
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Get the Dina malchuta dina mug.A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.
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Get the Purim mug.A derogatory term for modern orthodox Jews who pronounce the letter ת "tuf".
Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.
Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.
Moishy: I pulled up to the chasunah but just left cuz it was bare kakatoob.
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here
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Get the Kakatoober mug.A Jewish law requiring Jews to get absolutely sauced on the festival of purim, which is basically a massive Jewish full send sometime in mid-March. Jews who listen to this law are generally legends.
Moishy: Dovid, you've been passed out on the floor for the past 30 minutes. Are you good?
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS
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Get the chayav inish mug.Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
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Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
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Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
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Get the shtoltz mug.A phrase used by finesse orthodox Jews to dismiss Jewish law. This allows for many full sends, raves and parties which would otherwise be forbidden.
Avi: Bro lets hit the music festival this summer I hear it's gonna be a banger
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO
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